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Blonde jokesEdit

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. 

She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you." 

Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony. "Help, help!" yells one of the blondes. "Help us, help us!" yells the other. "Maybe it would help if we yelled together," said the first blonde. "Good idea," said the other. "Together, together!"     

Two blondes were standing by a railroad track when the see a man get hit by a train. They stare at him, and he looks up and says, "Don't just look at me, call me an ambulance!" And so the blondes replied, "You're an Ambulance!"

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